Here's a blog that isn't a poem..

NOPE JUST KIDDING, I'M LYING AND SHIT

I WROTE A FUCKING BLOG BUT DELETED IT.

SO HERE I AM WRITING ANOTHER RHYME

BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE AND PLENTY OF TIME.

SHIT, WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPS

WHILE WATCHING PORN, CRAP CRAP CRAP

ALL I DO IS *FAP FAP FAP*

THAT MEANS I'M JERKING OFF

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW

I GET OFF TO WOMEN NAKED IN THE SNOW.

OH NO, HERE I GO NOT MAKING ANY SENSE

BUT A PENNY FOR MY THOUGHT

JUST WOULDN'T MAKE CENTS.

I'D RATHER BE IN A DITCH AND ROT

THEN HAVE YOU FIGURE ME OUT,

SO STOP.

END.

FIN.

*BANG*